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Holidays Are Over
The summer holiday was over and young Jack returned to Wicor school. Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving. 'Wait a minute,' mother said. 'I had Jack with me for six weeks and I never called you once when he misbehaved.

School Learning
Nathan comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, 'What did you learn today?'
He replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.'

Mum: How did you find school today?
Youngster: I simply hopped off the bus - and there it was.

New Teacher?
Mia: I think we need a new teacher.
Mum: Why is that?
Mia: Our teacher doesn't know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers.

Doing Their Homework!
When Dad came home he was astonished to see Vic sitting on a horse, writing something.
'What on earth are you doing there?' he asked. 'Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.' Answered Vic, 'That's why I'm here and that's why Sara's sitting in the goldfish bowl.'

TEACHER: Why are you late?
JOHNNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
JOHNNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOSH: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L".
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
JOSH: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

 
 
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, Who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

 Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.